glitter-inthe-gutter:

note to followers

• if I call you a pet name, I am not trying to be patronizing.
• if I call you a pet name, I am not trying to be patronizing.
• if I call you a pet name, I am not trying to be patronizing.
• if I call you a pet name, I am not trying to be patronizing.
• if I call you a pet name, I am not trying to be patronizing.
• if I call you a pet name, I am not trying to be patronizing.

Because who needs sheets?
Apparently you realy do, unless you enjoy sliding all over the mattress every time you shift
Keepin it classy here

so im laying in bed, telling my roomie how i really, really dont want to do anything and shes like “oh well you could start with your bulletin board first, that’ll be easier” because the bulletin board is beside the bed.

so after pulling down old papers, i carefully start to pull out the pushpins using my feet. i look at her and say “we’ve discussed this, right? my pulling pushpins with my toes?”

“yes but youre also the person who had a handful of pushpins, forgot, and then closed your fist.”

touche roommate. touche

100% sure that im going to regret this quesadilla in like an hour

but oh my god the flour tortilla was so worth it

“Christ. The last time he’d heard something like that from Cobb, it had to do with trying to hook the PASIV up to a dog, to see what it dreamed. It was completely harmless to the dog, but also a good example of Cobb’s occasionally useless insanity.”

i am 765432% done with this fic already

Anonymous sent:

youve had this blog almost a year and were active for what, 4 or 5 months? since then its just been nothing or pointless ooc posts. you have a personal so keep that shit there. stop trying to garner for attention

Christ, I really didn’t want to open a can of worms but shit happens, eh?

Yes this blog is hardly a year old and yes you could hardly call myself active. Mind you though, that when this blog was active it was during the summer! Oh my fucking god, what a shocking discovery!

I’m a full time student and let’s be real, I know that school comes first. School has always come first in my family. So yes, this blog goes through periods of inactivity but you know what? My followers aren’t dumb, they understand and choose to stick around.

And what an astute statement! I do indeed have a personal! But you know what? I really don’t give a shit. I post what I want, where I want, when I want.

So if you’re done trying to get a rise out of me, kindly piss off.

Anonymous sent:

no one cares

au contraire, mon frere…

you say that assuming that i care that you think no one cares?

youre a strange one lil fella